For Immediate Release

Temper Intelligence launches Rugrat AI, the world's most advanced toddler intelligence

Breakthrough AI platform delivers responses with the full cognitive authority of a 36-month-old human

Intercourse, PA, USA, May 15, 2026—Temper Intelligence today announced the public launch of Rugrat AI 3.0, an advanced-ish chatbot capable of fully emulating the cognitive processes of a todler. Powered by Waaah-1, the world's first Lil' Language Model, Rugrat AI represents a fundamental rethinking of what artificial intelligence can be.

"Every AI company in the world is chasing more parameters, more data, more compute, full AGI," said a Temper Intelligence spokesperson. "We asked a different question: what if we just stopped at three years old? Honestly, it's going great."

About Rugrat AI

Rugrat AI is a conversational AI platform based on Waaah-1, a model trained on the utterances of a 36-month-old human. Unlike competing language models, Rugrat AI has a fixed and carefully curated knowledge base, strong opinions about snacks, and a limited but deeply felt emotional range.

This revolutionary new model is capable of responding to any prompt with speed, confidence, and no regard whatsoever for the question asked.

Key capabilities of Rugrat AI include:

• Natural language refusal: The model declines to engage with your questions presented in natural language. All languages are suported as input, but Rugrat AI can respond only in English at this time.
• Emotional authenticity: Responses reflect genuine toddler affect, including rage, delight, and existential indifference
• Zero hallucination: The model does not fabricate information because it does not have a goal of providing information. Nor does it have any information to provide.
• Fully client-side: No servers, no data retention, no backend. The model's architecture is based on the principle that complexity is DUMB.
• Negligible environmental impact: Rugrat AI has hardly any carbon footprint and fights the proliferation of data centers.
• Advanced versioning: Our initial product release is version 3.0, two versions ahead of our competitors' first releases!

Rugrat AI is available now at rugrat.ai. No account required. No data collected. The model will not remember you, but it won't remember anyone else either.

About Temper Intelligence

Temper Intelligence is the leading provider of Lil' Language Model technology. The company was founded on the principle that the AI industry has been thinking too big for too long. Rugrat AI is its first and only product.

Media contact: press@rugrat.ai