Terms of Service

By using Rugrat AI, you agree that "NO!" is a complete and valid response. If you do not agree, fine—we don't want to talk to you, either.

Rugrat AI ("the Service," "the Model," "Waaah-1," "it," "the Shrieking") is provided on an as-is, as-available, and as-coherent basis, which is to say not very coherent at all.

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time, including while you're asleep, without notice. Your continued use of the Service constitutes acceptance of whatever we changed.

Responses may include, but are not limited to, refusals, non-sequiturs, the word "no" repeated at increasing volume, and content that seems superficially relevant but is ultimately meaningless. The model is not designed to be helpful, informative, or even comprehensible. Temper Intelligence accepts no responsibility for any emotional distress you may suffer. Any reliance you place on information provided by Rugrat AI is strictly your own problem. We warned you.

You agree not to use Rugrat AI for any purpose that is unlawful or harmful, although good luck getting it to do anything that specific.

Temper Intelligence's liability to you for any claim arising out of your use of the Service is limited to the amount you paid for the Service, which is zero dollars. In jurisdictions that do not allow the limitation of liability to zero dollars, our liability is limited to one dollar, which we will pay in the form of a check that we will absolutely mail and that you should definitely expect soon.

May God have mercy on your soul. Ours is already damned.